February 2012
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I'm using two desks and a chair at work today.
Rach is conquering space!
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Love is a fire that burns unseen,
a wound that aches yet isn’t felt,
an always...
– Luís de Camões
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Unpopular opinion on british men
Me: I seriously can't get over the fact of how the UK keeps producing such fine male specimens.
Normal person: I knoooow right?
Me: Like, omg, Benedict Cumberbatch.
Normal person: Who?
Me: Like, omg, Tom Hiddleston.
Normal person: Who the heck is that?
Me: Like, omg, David Tennant
Normal person: Wut?
Me: Like, omg, James McAvoy.
Normal person: That one sounds familiar.
Me: Like, omg, Colin Firth.
Normal person: Isn't that the guy from Bridget Jone's Diary?
Me: And omg, John Simm and Matt Smith and Martin Freeman and Alan Rickman and Tom Hardy.
Normal person: Idon'teven...
Me: Rupert Graves and Colin Morgan and Hugh Laurie!
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Me: What? Who were you thinking of?
Normal person: David Beckham.
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Benedict in Star Trek
futuremonroehere:
So there’s this photo of Benedict playing the “baddie” in the new Star Trek and all the websites are banging on about how it’s “just in” he’s playing the villain.
And I’m just like, all us Cumberbitches knew that months ago. Get with it.
It’s weird, I’m excited by a sci-fi film.
This only adds to what I’ve been saying: we should rule the entire Internet....
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I bet Sherlock would be really good at finding an...
Sherlock: JOHN SHUT-UP.
John: I didn't say anything.
Sherlock: YOU WERE GOING IN A RANDOM DIRECTION, IT'S ANNOYING. OK, oaks and palm trees growing together - this transition is only found in southwestern Puebla, which means that I'm on the border of Mexico and Arizona, obviously. Airport within 30 miles, sand on the road indicates that the last few cars went North, makes sense, because the nearest city is in Nogales. OKEYDOKEY.
Sherlock: *click, click, click* HELL YEAH, FOUND THE AIRPORT.
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Sherlock: How are you doing, John?
John: I'm in Antarctica.
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Being on Tumblr is kind of like a perpetual acid...
highlanderhufflepuffhugmachine:
We get stuck in these feedback loops of silly, endlessly entertaining things that make no sense to anyone else. They don’t make sense, and we just sit there, repeating them, altering them slightly, laughing hysterically until all the sober people think we need rehab.
“Fuck you, I won a BAFTA”
“Not my division”
“Where is the airport?!”
It’s their...
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